the lynx

Saturday, 12 May 2007

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Saturday, 17 March 2007



haha there is hope for me yet

Friday, 9 March 2007

to be young and remember wot love is

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could haveimagined. See what you think:

'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint hertoenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands gotarthritis too. That's love.'

'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'

'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne andthey go out and smell each other.'

'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French frieswithout making them give you any of theirs.'

'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip beforegiving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, youstill want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'

'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop openingpresents and listen.'

'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who youhate,'

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'

'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at allthe people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'

'My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'

'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone allday.'

'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothesand has to go out and buy new ones.'

'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you meanit, you should say it a lot. People forget.'

and the last one is a litol boys next door neighbor was an elderlygentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard,climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

Ponderisms:

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world isweird and people take Prozac to make it normal

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing aweed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of theground easily, it is a valuable plant.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention tocriticism.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a wholebox to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeezethese dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat thenext thing that comes out of its butt."

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?